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Episode 2- The Girl who may have an Eating Disorder pt. 1

Post by Rod on Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:43 pm

Episode 2 pt. 1
8 Girls Remain

At dinner, Fugleisha doesn't eat all of her tacos.


So Bambi accuses her of having an eating disorder.


Fugleisha was offended, so she pulled out a gun and popped a cap.


But luckily, Big Mama is so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Savings Time. She uses her large stomach to shield Bambi, and the bullet is absorbed in her fat rolls, protecting everyone from harm.
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Episode 2 pt. 2

Post by Rod on Sat Jun 07, 2008 4:59 pm

The Photoshoot

Tyro Bonks: Ladies, the photoshoot this week is all about working with a partner. In the modeling world, you either have to outshine the person you're working with, or hit them in the face repeatedly with a hammer until they as fugly as you. Today we have a very special guest that you will be sharing your picture with. He is a very famous idol in the fashion industry...a rabies stricken dog who we have starved for 3 days! Make it FIERCE!


Ooooh Bambi, it looks like this dog is hungry for somethin' other than food.

Big Mama, where'd the dog go?

That's right girl, protect yo toilet. Show that dog who sticks her finger in her mouth!

Drunkie, I need more life in the eyes.

Frokwanda, interact with the dog. Show me that rabies can be beautiful!

Why that dog be hangin' himself?

That's right Mao-dslkhfdgllsushaoif, let that dog bite yo head! GORGEOUS!

Robert, you makin' rabies look like the new "it" accessory! I'm feelin' it girl!
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Re: America's Next Top Stick Cycle 1

Post by Missez on Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:24 pm

I'm dead of laughter, this is hilarious!!
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Re: America's Next Top Stick Cycle 1

Post by ethereal.eyes on Sun Jun 08, 2008 3:35 pm

haha, oh joy this is is hilarious!
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Episode 2 pt. 3

Post by Rod on Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:08 am

Alright guys, I've decided that instead of typing out a long thing for judging every week, I'm going to try a new format and just put some comments into the eliminations. My main goal with this thing is to entertain you and make you laugh, and I can't imagine being able to write out a full panel with every episode and still manage to keep it fresh and fun. If you guys really miss the old way, I can return to it, but I think making the episodes shorter will be easier for me and more entertaining for you! So, on to eliminations!

**Elimination**

Tyro Bonks: Ladies, I have 8 strange lookin' girls standing in front of me, but only 7 photos in my hands, and these photos represent the girls that are still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Stick. The winner of the competition will recieve a cover and two page spread in VAGUE Magazine, a three week modeling contract with Cheese Stick Models, and a $250 gift card to Wal-Mart to buy Covergirl Cosmetics.
The first name I am going to call, is...
Spoiler:
Bambi. Girl, you used that rabies stricken beast to cover up your cleavage, and as a fellow woman with a hot rack I know that covered boobs mean high fashion. Congratulations.


The next girl still in the running is...
Spoiler:
Mao-jadhfljsadhlfiuahliufshdlkash. You let that dog use your face as a chew toy, girl. That shows me that you know how to pose with a partner, and that you aren't afraid of a little beastiality. Congratulations.

The next name, that I am going to call, is...
Spoiler:
Robert. Girl, your pose turns a horrible disease into a ferocious couture gown. Congratulations, you're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Stick. And yes, that statement made complete sense in my mind.

Congratulations...
Spoiler:
Bulimia. I'm proud of you, becuase you make rabies look fierce. If any poor little rabies girl saw that picture, she could gain insperation and say to herslef, "Yes I foam at the mouth, and yes I am beautiful." Nice job.

The next name, that I am going to call, is...
Spoiler:
Frokwanda. Girl, just because you have an afro the size of New Jersey doesn't mean you don't have to try in your photoshoots. I need to see the beauty beneath the fro. But congratulations, you're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Stick.

The next girl, that is still in the running, is...
Spoiler:
Drunkie. Girl...what...the...hell? You had the nerve to pass out on my set! You are lucky that you look less fugly when you're in a drunken stupor than you are when you're awake. Get your act together for next week.


Spoiler:
Will Big Mama and Fugleisha please step forward. I have one girl and another girl who is about as wide as 30 girls standing in front of me, but only one photo in my hands, and this photo represents the thing that is still in the running toward becoming America's Next Top Stick. The girl's name I do not call must immediately return to the house, pack her belongings, and be used as kindling in my fireplace. The two of you are standing before me for the exact same reason...you killed the model you were working with. Big Mama, you so large that the dog was lost in the vast valleys of your large frame. Once he was lost in there, he never had a chance for survival. Fugleisha, that dog was able to live with rabies, but the minute he saw your twisted, one-eyed face, he had to hang himself. You really are one fugly chick. So, who survives another week?
Congratulations...
Fugleisha. You are still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Stick. Big Mama, don't let the door hit you on the way to my fireplace.

Fade Away:
Spoiler:

Next Episode- The Girls who get Censored.

Please PM your vote for Cover Stick of the Week! As you can see the winner will be displayed in my avatar until the next episode.
Also, I can't figure out how to change the title of my thread to update you guys when new episodes are up. I type in the new title, but it never changes, so if anyone could help me out, it would be much appreciated! Sorry, I'm still a noob around here!
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Post by ethereal.eyes on Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:39 am

lolol
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Episode 3 pt. 1

Post by Rod on Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:25 pm

ANTS Episode 3- The Girls who get Censored Pt. 1
Remaining Contestants: 7
CSOTW- Mao-Ling-Ming-Chung-Fat


The girls decide to go to a bar, and name Drunkie the designated driver


Then Frokwanda gets into a fight with some random girl over the pronunciation of the word "penguin"


The random girl pours beer on Frokwanda, causing her to scream, "That skank ho poured beer on my fro!!!"


Then on the way home, Drunkie crashed the limo into a tree
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Episode 3 pt. 2

Post by Rod on Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:40 pm

*The Photoshoot*

Tyro Bonks: Ladies, today for your photo shoot you're stripping down into yo birthday suits! Nude shoots are a common thing in the modeling industry. I don't do them, mostly because no one has asked me to since I started eating ribs, but also because I am too classy and have morals. But... as new models you have to be willing to take off your clothes and show what you're workin' with for anybody at anytime. So, make yo nude bodies FIERCE!

Girl, I think we just entered Silicon Valley!

Bulimia, you know I have an undying passion for ribs, but I can see yours, and that's just nasty!

Drunkie, is that a Janice Dickinson tattoo? You'd better get that taken off NOW, girl!

Mmmmm, your body is a wonderland, Frokwanda!

Eeewwww, what is that?

Bitch please, haven't you figured out that I'm Jesus?

Well Robert, do you have a roll of pennies or are you just happy to see me?
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Episode 3 pt. 3

Post by Rod on Thu Jun 12, 2008 7:56 pm



Tyro Bonks: I have seven strange lookin' girls standing before me, but only 6 photos in my hands, and these photos represent the fuglies that are still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Stick. The winner will receive a Cover and two page spread in VAGUE Magazine, a three week modeling contract with Cheese Stick Models, and a $250 gift card to Wal-Mart to buy Covergirl Cosmetics.
The first name that I am going to call, is...
Spoiler:
Bambi. Girl, for once your sexy body worked in your favor. Heck, even I'd spend the night with you.


The next girl, is...
Spoiler:
Frokwanda. Frokwanda, this week your afro made your body look sick. Never shave yo head, girl.


Congratulations...
Spoiler:
Fugleisha Um...be sure to get that checked out...


The next name, that I am going to call, is...
Spoiler:
Drunkie. Girl, you didn't pass out on my set this week, and for you, that is a major accomplishment. Good job.

The next girl still in the running, towards becoming, America's Next Top Stick, is...
Spoiler:
Robert. Girl, today you just let everything hang out, and for that I admire you. Congratulations.

Spoiler:
Will Bulimia and Mao-kahfkjashfdlkshflkajshfd please step forward. Ladies, I only have one photo in my hands, and this photo represents the one girl that is still in the competition. The girls' name that I do not call must immediately return to the house, pack her belongings, and be ground into sausage for my dinner. Mao-kldhfkjhdsaflkjhaldjfhlksf, you aren't in the bottom two because you refused to do the photoshoot. You're in the bottom two because I am sick and tired of saying your long-ass name. Seriously girl, yo mama must hate you if she named you that. Bulimia, you are standing before me not because you have a long-ass name, but because your long ass is too skinny. I have to pretend that bigger girls have a chance in the industry so I can set a positive example and accomplish my goal of becoming Oprah. So, who goes home?

Congratulations...
Spoiler:
Bulimia Girl, you're still in the running towards becoming America's Next Top Stick. Mao-ksahfdlkasdfhlajd, don't let the door hit you on the way to my dinner table.


Fade Away:
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Next Episode- The Girls that get Pregnant

I'm so sorry that this episode took so long! Also, I'm leaving on a week long trip tomorrow, and will be nowhere near photoshop, so the next episode is a long way away. I apologize, but really hope you all stick around to read it when I come back!
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Post by ethereal.eyes on Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:34 pm

aw Sad THAT WAS A GREAT EPISODE!!!!
aw man i like mao-klnfsal;jdkhgasdlnfs
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ANTS- BIG NEWS!

Post by Rod on Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:14 pm

Yes, the rumors are TRUE! America's Next Top Stick will now be broadcast in the form of a youtube video! Like everyone else on this website, I greatly care about my series and want as many people as possible to watch it, so I'm seeing how America's Next Top Stick fares on youtube. I'm still going to be posting my videos on here as well, and am definitely not going to leave this forum. So, I haven't created an actual episode yet, but I have made a promo and a theme song, and here they are!! Keep checking here, or on my youtube channel MexMix22, for more updates on ANTS!





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Post by ethereal.eyes on Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:55 pm

hoorayy
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